1 Little Monkey

So what do monkeys and me have in common?  We both like to climb and throw poop.  No one told me the view from the top of the dining room table was so excellent.  I will be climbing up there more often!  That’s right boys and girls, I’m a monkey.  Complete with bananas and all!  You name it, I climb it!  Mom can’t turn around and I’m on top of something.  I’m thinking we should install a jungle gym in the living room and return the leather furniture.  That’ll teach mom and dad to put off Ari-proofing the house!  What can I get into next? 

So momma let me in the back yard yesterday, FINALLY!  She would let me get down and roam around, but every time I’d get out of arm’s reach Scout (my dog) would bug me to get back to mom.  I guess she didn’t want me getting into the piles of poop in the rear of the yard. Then she made me hang out in this gated area she made from those big gates in the house.  I guess it was ok, cuz I got to play with buckets of water and climb on my slide.  OOOOH more climbing!

I got to see the Maggster last Thursday.  We played in the sprinklers in Ithaca!  It was soooo much fun.  I loved dumping water on my head from my bucket.  Mag and I shared ducks.  She’s gonna be a big sister soon… hmmmm wonder if I’m ever gonna get a brother or sister?  Mom says that I can’t have one until I stop getting into everything.  That’s no fun, I want a brother or sister, then I have someone to blame it on!  The dog and cat don’t work anymore cuz they rat me out now! 

Big ole 4th of July comin up… know what that means?  Ice cream, pool, and FIREWORKS!  Yeee haw!  Maybe this year we’ll actually get over to the fireworks instead of dodging the rain drops in the car!

Mom turns 30 in a couple of weeks, if I don’t give her a heart attack before then!  I just managed to topple her jewelry case on me this morning trying to climb it!  I’m ok though (sorry mom, couldn’t resist your new pearl earrings!). 

I’m not allowed to sleep in anymore on Sundays on account of the fact that I like to take my poopie diaper off and paint with it.  I think that trick is getting a little old for the adults, although I think it’s quite entertaining to watch them squirm as I get dunked in the bathtub. 

So the plan for this week is to deprive mom from as much sleep as possible while tearing apart the living room and skydiving from the entertainment center.  Check out the new pics of Maggie and I, as well as my adventures of climbing (see I’m Two). The awesomeness of this adventure gets better as time goes on… stick around folks- we’ll be back with more of Arianna’s Awesome Adventure after a word from our sponsors- Clorox Bleach and Parachutes R Us!